The Underground Nincompoop is a place on the internet. Egg sizzles in a frying pan... Any questions?
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| Q: How did you come to exist?
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| A: The Underground Nincompoop was created as a third-tier student newspaper. Humble roots. |
| However, it picked up steam with the acquisition of a Yahoo website, guaranteeing at LEAST 100 readers in its history. With such unprecedented Yahoo free site readership, it easily overtook a friendly competitor, The Midwest Blank, in a brutal merger. The unexpected acquisition caused several investors to lose their shirts after purchasing Blank stock through an internet spam IPO. |
Q: I heard that the Underground Nincompoop spawned from the sulfur mists of
the grave and resides beyond the pale shadows of Hell's grim tyrant. Is this true?
| A: Yes and no. The midwest, to be more precise.
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| Q: Is your mock Q&A funny? |
| A: It tests well in Britain, and among people who enjoy the theater too much. |
Q: Nice colors. How did you come up with that?
| A: We're inspired by Bret "The Hitman" Hart, ever since he gave us his shades at a 1993 live WWF event.
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