by Clockwork Carruthers
Dec. 5, 2006
The statistics are finally in for this year's "Monthly Female Productivity Report" and the results are promising. Since the close of the millenium there has been a steady increase in things women can do during their period. More and more women are jumping on the bandwagon of purpose. A press conference by NOW (The National Organization of Women) will be aired live on NPR to convey their results to the public.
A slew of graphics from NOW has been prereleased in order to spur femme-citement and she-lation.
NOW's legal counsel Gloria Allred (best known for heading the class-action suit against Guess Who for not featuring enough women in the game) was pleased to see these results.
Women deserve to be recognized as useful in all situations. This presentation will be a giant step for us. I am excited to see the repercussions.