Funny Man Wanted!

by Dillon Farnum
July 10, 2008

Maybe I'm a big softy, but when I'm skimming through the trade papers in my breakfast nook, it touches my heart to see intrepid, new entertainers trying to pave their way to stardom.

But enough of me. Here's the heart-winning ad from the Tarzana Swap Meet Clipper:

WANTED!!!

Tall lanky drink of water to start comedy duo with short, fat man. I have all the material written, all I need is a straight man! Must memorize the 'Who's on First' bit, must have own suit and bow-tie, and MUST be comfortable performing in blackface.

Inspirations: Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Penn and Teller, Beavis and Butthead

Please call 323-555-6395 and ask for Dennis the Funny Man

www.dennisthefunnyman.com