Lebron James Grants Seven Royal Pardons!!!

by Dillon Farnum
July 27, 2006

NBA Superstar LeBron James, nicknamed "King James," issued pardons to several other NBA players on Friday:

1. Rodman for shockin' the world with his panty-hose
2. B-Wallace for rockin' the rim with that big ass nose
3. D-Wade for jockin' dem shiny black tights
4. AI for clockin' in late on fan appreciation nights
5. Sprewell for sockin' that bitch who puked in his yacht
6. Duncan for blockin' my smooth baseline shots
7. Kobe for rape