by Dillon Farnum
Sept. 6, 2006
With the appearance of a Mayor McCheese glass featured in summer hit Little Miss Sunshine, is retro-merchandising far off?
Will Hot Topic take this opportunity to shamelessly bring the character back into fashion?
The resurgence of old products, marketing ploys, characters, and vintage clothing is common today among today's youth. I'm going to catch Hot Topic off guard and beat them to the punch.
I guarantee you within one month after the release of Little Miss Sunshine to DVD, Hot Topic will display a black t-shirt with a picture bearing the resemblance of the late Mayor McCheese.
Look for them next to the Kurt Cobain, Napoleon Dynamite, and Cartoon Network screened tees.
Underground Nincompoop gossip columnist Dillon Farnum believes that Mayor McCheese is pretty fucking lame.