by Dillon Farnum
May 22, 2006
Jake Thompson leaned back in the chair talking to his psychologist. He had often asked himself where and why his marriage went wrong. The answer was quite obvious, though he still spent hard-earned money on the shrink.
by Dillon Farnum
April 25, 2006
CHADRON, NE-- Tom Bodett, better known as the voice of Motel 6, has been sticking his nose in places where it doesn't belong...now he is in the midst of a severe breach of contract. At approximately 9:30 PM this evening, videotape evidence of Tom Bodett checking into a Super 8 Motel was released.
by Dillon Farnum
April 10, 2006
On the way to a business meeting, actor Russell Crowe was stuck behind an old lady in a no passing zone. Though he claims no police were around, he wanted to obey the law anyways to not cause any more trouble for himself.
by Dillon Farnum
March 14, 2006
Recently a team of Scientologists in Los Angeles, California that has been working around the clock to find new ways to bring clean, renewable energy to Hollywood has finally done it.
by Dillon Farnum
March 10, 2006
Now just what is morning television teaching our children? It is easy for us parents to just turn on the television every time we need a break from our children. For a good 4 hours a day they can be hypnotized by the television filling their minds with all sorts of information (whether it be educational or not).
by Dillon Farnum
March 3, 2006
Youngest and most problem-free Lawrence Brother, Andrew Lawrence, recently came out of the closet with a dark secret from his past. At a young age, he had molested Richard Simmons.
by Dillon Farnum
Feb. 18, 2006
Recently I had the opportunity to sit down and chat with an actor slowly rising to fame in the business, Adrien Brody (better known as the poor man's John Cusack). You may remember Brody as the lead in the Pianist, or as the village idiot in The Village. As opposed to talking about his acting though, I took the alternate route and decided to focus primarily on his Proboscis
by Dillon Farnum
Jan. 23, 2006
Of course one of the memorable things about the late 80's/early 90's was the "Carlton Dance." Nowadays it is rarely brought out, and when so by drunken college girls is a poor site to see.
Cy (short for Cyclops) was a kitten born with only one eye and no nose in Redmond, Oregon. The kitten, a ragdoll breed, died after living for one day, was one of two in the litter. Its sibling was born normal and healthy.