by Johnny Guatemala
Mar. 12, 2010
LOS ANGELES--Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esquire, filed a copyright infringement suit Monday against Tyson Foods LLC in Los Angeles US District Court. The San Dimas, Cal., natives contend that Tyson willingly used their trademark spelling pattern on packages of "Buffalo Boneless Chicken Wyngs."
by Johnny Guatemala
Dec. 10, 2009
PHOENIX--Local Christian Faith Crowley, 22, and future husband Ed Showalter, 23, are set to be married Saturday, months after their college graduation.
by Johnny Guatemala
July 27, 2009
DALLAS--Seeking to increase market share in difficult financial times, Dr. Pepper quietly introduced its newest product, Baby Dr. Pepper, in a Tuesday memo to its bottling facilities nationwide.
by Johnny Guatemala
May 21, 2009
CULVER CITY, CA--A grave miscalculation about the humor regarding his clumsy participation in the Kalamazoo Rotary Club's attempt to build a catamaran for a Lake Michigan regatta fundraiser made America painfully aware of the awkwardness of Jeopardy contestant Stanley Chu on Thursday night's episode.
by Johnny Guatemala
April 14, 2009
FLORISSANT, MO--General Motors was a family tradition, with Ray's father, Clem, moving from a farm town to Florissant to join the assembly line in the early 1950's. Also family traditions were putting all their eggs into one basket, not getting job training or education in any field, and waiting for a magic wand to make everything all better.
by Johnny Guatemala
Jan. 5, 2009
WASHINGTON D.C.--With Barack Obama to be sworn in as President on January 20, media members clamor about the swift rise to power of an African-American man and its historical context. However, other groups are celebrating this election season for a host of other reasons.
by Johnny Guatemala
Aug. 2, 2008
FORT ROYAL, VA--In a petty power play on a job where little is left to personal discretion, Hardee's employee Tonya Struthers decided to negate the water order of a drive-thru customer, Mary Hartridge, Thursday evening.
by Johnny Guatemala
May 22, 2008
NEW YORK-- Lunch time in the United Nations cafeteria can be every bit as cut-throat as its general sessions. Rumor has it that in 1990, a combination of detente, self-determination, and a crucial lunchtime trade with a Swedish diplomat prompted Lithuania to declare independence from the Soviet Union after their deputy ambassador spurned an offer for his Handi Snack crackers.
by Johnny Guatemala
April 27, 2008
JACKSONVILLE--Due to a decision by the city's Board of Education to redistrict traditional school zones due to population shifts within the city, Nesbit High School saw the influx of approximately 12 African-American students from nearby Coverdale High nine months ago.
by Johnny Guatemala
Jan. 19, 2008
"Delve into mounds of whipped cream and chocolate syrup atop a decadent caramel brownie. Honestly, who's going to find out?"
by Johnny Guatemala
Dec. 11, 2007
Have you caught yourself enjoying a festive Muzak version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in a dentist's office lately? Jazz musicians say for shame. Looking to score a paycheck, many jazz artists are taking holiday gigs and Kenny G'ing their style with festive holiday tunes to eke out a living, they say.
by Johnny Guatemala
Dec. 2, 2007
God is big business. It appears The Almighty has struck again, garnering record third quarter profits according to Wall Street.
by Johnny Guatemala
Oct. 26, 2007
DALLAS-- Ken Whittenger, 32, begrudgingly read soccer scores from the sports section of the Dallas Morning News during breakfast Monday morning after becoming aware of nearby Major League Soccer team FC Dallas from a flyer. The flyer, from his daughter Kaile's soccer practice, highlighted a footwork clinic to be held by some of FC's star players.