by Lemuel Biedelschies
Oct. 13, 2006
My wife Constance and I were two peas in a pod, in that we were suddenly ripped out of that pod and left to wither. The elders shunned us for having too good a time when we were 18 and decided to go see Red Dawn at the Lancaster 5-Plex during our Rumspringa. Handholding among the unwed was a taboo among the community.
by Lemuel Biedelschies
Sept. 7, 2006
Good Lord, how time flies by, especially now that I have a clock from this century. I think I might get one of those digital wristwatches I've heard a great deal about. It was a big deal--or so I heard during my Rumspringa in the 80's--the digital vs. traditional wristwatch debate.
by Lemuel Biedelschies
Jan. 26, 2006
Why the hell does this always happen? Every time we're due for supper come noon, it turns into a fucking Lincoln-Douglas debate over who wants what on their pizza! Damn those English...they've even got me speaking like them now!