| Ravi Shankar shares the same name as the famed sitar virtuoso, which scores him an
endless amount of free dinners and sex with women (many times in the same night). He is
an expert on South Asian Studies, epic fairy tales and morality stories.
In 2001, he won the Raj Miuseppesiripongacal Award for his tireless work in the field of Civil Rights. Amazingly, he won the award again from 2003 to 2005, which earned him the nickname "The Tiger Woods of Edward Said-esque Discussions." As a senior editor, he contributes occasionally to the Underground Nincompoop and lives quietly at home with his white dog, Viceroy. |