Telemachus Gaffiganiakis


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Acne Now Popular Among Teens

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
July 21, 2006

Recently, the New York Times reported that the term "slut" is now a pervasive part of teenage vocabulary to the point that it is equivalent to a word like "chick." However, many teens are now saying that another condition is popular: acne.

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Beautiful Mind Turning Ugly

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
July 19, 2006

John Nash, the mathematician whose life was arguably glamorized by Hollywood in the 2001 Academy Award-winning film, A Beautiful Mind, has a new fight to deal with in his life: his hold on his mathematical intelligence. The film depicts Nash's fight to overcome schizophrenia, which according to the movie, includes many instances of delusions of grandeur, a common symptom among most mathematicians.

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Mark Curry to Open An Indian Restaurant

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
July 10, 2006

Former Hangin' With Mr. Cooper star Mark Curry is branching out from his acting and stand-up comedy career to open an Indian restaurant in Los Angeles. Curry began to enjoy the culinary delicacies of the sub-continent after a friend mentioned his last the name as a popular type of dish in the cuisine.

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E-Mails Link Abramovich Requests, Contacts

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
June 25, 2006

Russian oil tycoon Roman Abramovich has recently been caught in some technological tomfoolery in which he may be the middleman in a corruption scandal. The billionaire owner of English Premiership champion Chelsea's e-mail inbox included e-mails of the following vein. "Wanted: Face time with President Bush." "Suggested donation: $100,000." The middleman: lobbyist Roman Abramovich.

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The Ross Code

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
May 31, 2006

Elvin Cramer, an art history scholar and professor, has found secrets that could shake up the devout Greek mythological community. The secrets are not found in the brilliant sculptures of the Grecian past, but rather in the works of a renowned artist. One would think that such puzzles could be found in the cubism of Picasso or the impressionism of Monet, but in fact it is found in the natural settings of the work of Bob Ross.

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Hoffa Alive and Kickin' It in South America

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
May 21, 2006

While investigators attempt to excavate the remains of former Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa near a home in Michigan, a source in Brazil is claiming a new theory behind the mystery of Hoffa--that Hoffa is actually alive and well-rested in the South American nation.

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DJ Schmuley Delights

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
April 21, 2006

Schmuley Levine was just another average kid of the Jewish faith growing up in Brooklyn. "In Brooklyn, you can kick it with anybody," Levine says, discussing the diversity of the community he loves. "But, I never turned my back on the Jewish community. I know a lot about being Jewish. I know that we did not kill Jesus and we did not invent astroturf, but that's what Hollywood will tell you."

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Author Dissected Further

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
March 13, 2006

Author James Frey, whose "memoir" A Million Little Pieces, has caused mass hysteria in the literary community is now causing quite the controversy in other ways. While the title of his book may reflect what Oprah turned Frey's heart into, the few representatives that are still close to the author have said that he has more issues to reveal.

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Cohen on Cohen

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
Feb. 24, 2006

This is Ali G.

While Mr. G has become popular because of his hit show in the UK, Da Ali G Show, which can be seen on HBO in the U.S., Ali was certainly not aware of what was coming to him yesterday. Ali G is portrayed by actor/comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who spoke to the media earlier today about problems he has been encountering.

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Musician Recalls Theme Music Creation

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
Feb. 11, 2006

Dave D'Ontrefont was just your normal struggling musician. Since he graduated from Oberlin College in 1983, D'Ontrefont was in and out of bars and clubs across the country with three different bands that he was a part of: The Regal Ones, Immigration and Naturalization, and Five Guys Playing Poorly.

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Tara Reid Statistics

by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
Feb. 5, 2006

This is "actress" Tara Reid's famed boob slip:

We would show the boob uncensored, but obviously, we could get in trouble with for distributing pornography and then we would get in a bad situation just like Larry Flynt, who ended up in a wheelchair because he distributed pornography. He still distributes pornography at his stores across America. There's a location near you!

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