by Ashley Peppar
July 16, 2007
Straight up now tell me what's so special about this guy? I keep hearing all this bullshit about how he's like a God in England. Every girl wants to jump his fog-breathing bones, and I just don't see it. None of my friends do. In fact, I would venture to assume that most girls in this country don't see what's so special about him. We don't give a shit about soccer, and we won't anytime soon. We have other things to worry about, like Justin Timberlake and Fitty. Like seriously, if you look like the guy, he just looks like a slightly above average American guy. The hottest guy in England is only considered that because he looks like an American.
God, I hate England...