July 31, 2006
"Let's face it," MacGyver said. "That guy (Sparrow) should have died about 50 times in those two movies. He's catching up to my death-defying world record! The reason I'm suing is because he's starting to use one of my moves! I'm not going to tell it to you in detail, but I'll just say it involves surviving using a paper clip, a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew, rope, a jelly donut, a swirl, and a knuckle. That's my move!"