"I like Indians shortstop Jhonny Peralta, so why not change the spelling of my name to Jhonny? For the first time in my life, I say 'Yes, Disassemble!' They say I should like Derek Jeter because I live in the capital of the tall skyscraping buildings, New York City, where Los Pocos kick your ass, Los Pocos kick your face, Los Pocos smack your balls into outer space!!! Ooo, a baseball encyclopedia! More input!"