by Crocodile
Sept. 5, 2006
Steve,
Well you finally did it to yourself this time. I'm a little embarassed that it wasn't us that got the best of you, but at the same time I believe you went the way you would've wanted to. In all honesty, I don't think I would've had the heart to defeat you. Given the chance I would've probably just left you with minor flesh wounds. That way you'd have time off to recoop and then come back for more crocodile huntings.
Jesus...a stingray? That actually sounds kinda cool, and I'm not trying to step over any boundaries here. Remember all of the great wars we had together? Man vs. Beast. You were one of the few who had a fighting chance against us. As if it wasn't enough to master the art of defeating my family, you gained specific knowledge on how to defeat a whole mess of different animals.
Sure it was embarassing losing on film, but at least it looked good on camera right? That's what we used to say back in the days of backyard croc wrasslin' at least. In fact if it weren't for you, millions of kids wouldn't have the fascination with our species that they do today. We wouldn't be frequented as much in zoos or swamp tours.
Well I guess that's all I have to say for now Steve. I'll give my condolences to Terri and Sui, and try my best to help take care of the kids.
Love,
Crocodile