by Sarge
July 26, 2006
And I thought master hated me. HOT DOG was I wrong! Every dog has his day, and this one is mine! I can now enjoy the dog days of summer AND fall! I figured, If I'm going to keep my hind-quarters warm, why not do it in style? I've been sick as a dog waiting for this doggone cable-knit to come in for at least half of Autumn.
July 25, 2006
Jeff Backe, a retired suicide counselor, has consistently made claims that he invented the phrase, "agree to disagree."
June 6, 2006
TAMPA-- Local couple Kyle and Maxine Kakos wished for a movie night, what they got was a reality check. Upon scanning the rental of Gigli at their local movie rental store, the manager ran quickly out of his office to shake the hands of the first couple to ever rent the movie at the store.
June 5, 2006
Gene Shalit's Afro, who was arrested in the early morning hours on Friday, has been let go by The Underground Nincompoop and its subsidiaries in a mutual agreement.
June 2, 2006
The Underground Nincomblog writer Gene Shalit's Afro was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public indecency, and marijuana possession in the early morning hours on Friday in a suburban Seattle neighborhood.
May 25, 2006
The Underground Nincomblog's prison correspondent Derrick "Big Sausage" Kerner is reporting that not just the city of Houston or workers across America are rejoicing in the conviction of former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay, but the nation's prisoners as well.
April 24, 2006
Famed Minimalist composer Philip Glass's extensive musical output suggests that he is not as minimalist as previously thought!
April 7, 2006
Yesterday, Bernard Pearson, a nude art model at Wolverhampton Art College, was victorious in Wolverhampton's 5th Annual "Hairy Business" competition, in which people of area businesses face off to determine who has the best hair.
March 24, 2006
Dr. Phil Cusamano, a noted plastic surgeon in Dallas, had heard mumblings about a film featuring a masked character. He soon found out that the film was called V for Vendetta.
by Gene Shalit's Afro
March 15, 2006
Actor/comedian Howie Mandel, who currently hosts the semi-popular NBC game show, Deal or No Deal, has openly admitted that he is one of the many members of the germophobe community.